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In order to fool ducklings into a false sense of security, hawks are known to fly in reverse so their silhouette more closely resembles that of a duck than a bird of prey.

Contrary to popular belief, flatulence does not originate in the digestive system. It’s specifically produced by a gland near your armpit. This is why so many people can “fake” fart noises using their armpits. They’re not faking.

The original origin story for the Incredible Hulk had nothing to do with gamma radiation and everything to do with an accident at a gummy bear factory. The original Hulk had a skin that was covered in delicious gummy candy.

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome was originally thought to be a disease caused by travelling underwater with raw fish.

Cheesecake has neither of its component words in its list of ingredients.

Taste isn’t really one of the 5 senses. In fact, chemically speaking, everything on the planet has a completely identical taste. Our tongues are actually devices give us the illusion that we’re eating things with different tastes even when it all really has the exact same cardboard-like blandness.

There’s absolutely nothing nerdy about watching your server access logs in real time.

10% of the human population has their blood swapped with rubber cement little by little each night while they sleep.

The only proper way to eat chicken is puréed… with peaches.

Listening to music from a banjo is 5 times more lethal than being struck in the head with a mallet.