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There is a stuntman named Cheesebacon Phillipston… and he hates you.

The real reason why dimes are smaller than pennies is because Roosevelt’s head was much, much smaller than Lincoln’s.

Oranges are more affected by magnetic force than any other known substance, including iron. The difference, however, is that instead of being drawn in or repulsed by magnetic force, the intensity of the orange’s color changes depending on the strength of the magnetism and its polarity.

It’s extremely easy to erase your teeth simply by using your toothbrush. The trick is to brush in small circles. That’s the only way to clean your teeth without removing them in 3 swipes of the brush.

67% of the adult population is incapable of tying their own shoes.

Chewing ice makes you fireproof for up to 25 minutes.

The process of being drawn and quartered wasn’t the gruesome, torturous event that everyone believes it was. People were definitely beheaded and chopped into four pieces, but what’s not written about is the fact that when done with the right ritualistic steps (and it was always done right), flowers and candy would burst from the victim’s body instead of blood.

Staples don’t bind pages together. They’re merely there to catalyze paper’s natural cohesive tendencies.

The most sure-fire way to be struck by lightening is to hide from it and pretend that it can’t find you. Believe me, it’s looking… and hiding only makes you a more appealing target.

33% of all hand amputations are a result of people who have started clapping their hands together and were unable to stop. Without amputation, these people would continue clapping until they have no arms at all.